This was a dream a friend of mine once had in high school. He posted it on a message forum for our improv troupe. I saved it for a really long time, and was doing some cleanup on my hard drive when I found it.
So I had this hilarious dream and I HAD to post it here.
Matt Chan and I were in an English class taught by Mr. Barry, and that cruel bully, Ray Chandler, was also in the class, terrorizing all of us and being a general menace. But there was nothing either of us could do, as he was big and scary.
So Mr. Barry was showing everyone in class some of the things he did when he was little, and one of them was a card he made for one of his teachers. The card said, “Happy Saint Patrick’s Day, Mr. McChan!” Now, I was trying to figure out exactly what the hell an Irish Chinese guy would look like, and that’s when it hit me:
Irish + Chinese = SUPERHUMAN!!
Matt and I merely needed to combine powers to combat 3v1l!! So, in an anime-like seizure inducing high-five that transformed us into a 1337, cool, super guy.
But who was this guy, you may ask?
Jack + Chan= JACKIE CHAN!!
Thus, as Jackie Chan, we challenged the 3v1l ray chandler to a duel, and he surrendered in fear.
My subconscious is as crazy as I am.
