You may send e-mail to matt at my domain (and if you don’t know what that is, it’s the site you’re looking at right now).

FACTS (4 through 6 have been left as an exercise for the reader):

  1. Name is Matt Chan
  2. Not related to Jackie Chan
  3. Wears jade around his neck, not a LifeSaver
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LIKES:

  • turtles
  • cats
  • dodgeball
  • frisbee
  • Boston Red Sox
  • Spider-Man
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
  • Alton Brown
  • The Matrix
  • Nintendo
  • Apple
  • Slashdot
  • Flickr
  • Pixar
  • freshly-paved asphalt

DISLIKES:

  • really big dogs
  • New York Yankees
  • Delayed, cancelled, or missed flights
  • snow
  • ice
  • Rachel Ray
  • potholes
  • The Matrix sequels
  • noisy, talkative Indian students who don’t shut up in the CS labs
  • Digg
  • smelly people
  • Most people on the Internet
  • fusion cuisine
  • recursive acronyms
  • unrequited love